Uhhh... I don't know her last name.

I'm sorry, but if you come to visit someone in the hospital, please know their last name!! This is a common occurrence around here.

Visitor: "I'm here to visit my daughter, Kiki."
Us: "What's her last name."
Visitor: "I don't know her last name."
Us: "We have to know her last name to be able to find her.... Is Kiki her full name?"
Visitor: "No, it's her nickname."
Us: "So what's her first and last name."
Visitor: "Her first name is Kira... I don't know her last name. The baby's name is Sheniqua Jones."
Us: "Is Jones your daughter's last name too?"
Visitor: "No, I don't know it."

Seriously, you don't know your daughter's last name?! Please...